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Saturday, March 05, 2005

Lock your doors and bring in your pets.....

TISH IS ON THE LOOSE WITH NO CHILDREN FOR NINE DAYS!!

Made the trade off with the grandparents at 9:00 pm Central Standard Time.

The local newspaper has been notified of a possibly armed (with her OWN Dr. Pepper) and dangerous mother in the vicinity of Target, Books A Million, an internet cafe, the mall, and Hobby Lobby. She can be identified by the wide eyed look on her face of amazement from not having to chase Casper the son or Drama Diva down the aisles. Her gait pattern will be slow and purposeless. No toys or children's clothing areas will be visited. You will not find her renting a PG or animated movie until house arrest is resumed March 13.

If approached by this mad person, make direct eye contact and ask questions with more than a one syllable word. Make sure nothing rhymes with "Momma, can you..." or "Momma, do this..." Compliment her correctly applied lipstick or matching earrings and you should be out of harm's way.

THE INMATE IS OUT OF THE ASYLUM - I REPEAT, THE INMATE IS OUT OF THE ASYLUM.

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