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Saturday, March 05, 2005

Tonight on Tish TV - Five bloggers

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Due to a scheduling error, Barbara Walters will be unable to interview the first five bloggers. Airbrushing was unavailable for her face, neck, and hands, so we have in her place tonight Tish from Welcome to my World, the world of Tish. (applause)

"Thank ya'll for coming. Tonight we have five special bloggers that will answer questions I have created just for them. To read their answers, just click their names and you will be taken to their blogs." (applause and theme music)

What started you in blogging?
How did you meet your husband?
Tell us three stupid things people say to a mother of twins and your retorts.
If you had one day to replay, what would it be and why?
What is your advice to women going through a difficult time with an ex?

What are three of your best qualities?
How do you know Crystal?
Which of your three kids was the easiest to deliver? Hardest?
If you could have the part time job of your choice, what would it be and why?
They are making a movie of your life in 2004. Who plays you and what is the storyline?

What will you tell your children about marriage when they are old enough to understand?
Do you have a Canadian accent or speak French?
If you could be one country western singer for a day, who would it be?
If you are on the jury, which one of these three do you convict: Michael Jackson, Martha Stewart, OJ? Why?
Finish the following sentence. I have invented a revolutionary product that will....

Without giving names, share with us the stupidest thing a student has done in the last three months.
Who is your least favorite actress and actor? Why?
Name one thing that makes your marriage unique.
What historical figure most closely represents your ideals? Your physical appearance?
List three prized possessions that you will hand down to your children and where they came from.

On X Men, what character would you be?
What turned you onto blogging and what did you do before it?
If aliens were to kidnap and perform tests on you, what three things would they learn?
Name a punk rock band, country western singer, and cookie style that best represents you.
Which four things would you take to a deserted island? Deserted with Pamela Anderson? Deserted with Elton John?

Fade to commercial for Valtrex, followed by movie trailer for Star Wars III, and a PSA on teenagers sniffing ScotchGuard.

(Close shot of Tish standing in front of big tree, wind whipping hair into her face)

"Well, there you have it. Five bloggers with different stories but one common..DANG IT, MY HAIR IS IN MY MOUTH! Sorry. One common love, the love of blogging. Join us next week as we delve into five other blogger lives. Good night."

Fade to black.

The preceding program is independently produced by Tish, directed by Tish, and written by Tish. If you would like to be interviewed for the next installment, please comment below. Thank you.


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