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Friday, June 24, 2005

Sticks and Stones

"Words will never hurt me...."

Unless you are a soldier, then Dick "Turban" Durbin has caused mass indigestion.
Unless you are a Liberal, then Carl Rove's analysis of coddling terrorists elicits shame.
Unless you are a Conservative, then the influx of illegal immigrants' Spanish language offends your ears but not your conscience.
Unless you are a woman, then being compared to a female dog and/or a part of genitalia tends to increase the likelihood of someone getting a Matrix treatment.
Unless you are a man, then having your manhood questioned during a road rage incident might find its way onto Fox News.
Unless you are a seven year old girl, then listening to gangsta rap will affect her outlook on men, women, and sex.
Unless you are a five year old boy, then being refused the role of Teen Titan's Robin during playtime because 'your hair is sticking out too much' will release tears.
Unless you are a mastiff/lab puppy, then all you would hear would be:

"SUGAR, WHA WHA WHA WHA, SUGAR, WHA WHA WHA WHA!"

1 Comments:

  • If you've ever wondered by your mastiff gives you that "Ruhh?" look, wonder no longer.

    By Blogger Skunkfeathers, at 10:47 AM  

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